i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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