return my video game
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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