I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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