this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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