What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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