Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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