school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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