If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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