My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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