That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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