Me. At least after what I've been through.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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