you traded sex for a burrito?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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