Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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