Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I would ride that face into the sunset
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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