Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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