Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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