Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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