Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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