Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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