You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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