So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Small penises have feelings too.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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