we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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