I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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