Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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