what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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