I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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