For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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