I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im holly from the hills drunk
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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