Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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