If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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