Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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