billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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