Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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