Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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