Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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