You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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