Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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