were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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