Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm both gender and math confused
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
