And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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