I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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