its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
should my penis look like a turkey
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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