whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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