Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so let's talk penis.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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