Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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