So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
