Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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