Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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