Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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