She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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