the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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