We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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