Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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