How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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